Columns
Every once in a while, for a different reason each time, I take the five minutes to do the math and find out which column in the lineage of my columns you're about to read.
Fancifully foraging through the forest of fully-formed formlessness, we find ourselves at the incredible crossroads of transformation and moonlit mayhem.
Deb and Shawn recently attended the meeting of the independent owners of Ontario Community Newspapers Association (OCNA). Deb reported that there were fewer newspapers than in the past.
A local solution, Why bother asking?, It is happening again
Bob looked around him in the misty morning. It had rained hard again last night and the mud was unbelievable. This part of Belgium was so different from his home in Morris Township on Concession 8 South.
Gather 'round, if you dare, and prepare for a journey so convoluted, so absolutely drenched in centuries-old triviality and tangled lore, that one may ask, "Did anyone actually ask for this?"
Recently, I saw a headline from Sports Illustrated that I found a bit jarring. To say that it didn't quite give me the sports news I've come to expect from Sports Illustrated would be an understatement.
The early Christmas advertising is on TV these days, and the movie channels are already promoting Christmas, while we haven't even marked Nov. 11, Remembrance Day.
Good money after bad, The best of us, The distance between
Finding your community - full of people like you - is an essential part of feeling as though you belong in this world. In this week's issue, I spoke with Emily Bieman about her love for 4-H and all that it has meant to her in her young life.
Huddled beneath the familiar glow of fluorescent lights, one can't help but marvel at the astonishing banality that surrounds us - a veritable smorgasbord of the mundane, begging for a moment's reflection.
With election news dominating the airwaves lately due to the U.S. election next week and the possibility of a Canadian election any day now, I have to remember the quote of the legendary Winston Churchill, "Democracy is the worst form of government...
There is no easy solution, I'm not leaving, A lasting impact
In every transformation, there is a moment of disbelief, a moment when the extraordinary reveals itself and we're forced to confront a new, unsettling reality.
In June of 2020, two esteemed experts that a lot of unintelligent losers hate, Dr. Anthony Fauci and myself, opined about the impending death of handshakes; Fauci...
Sometimes I wonder if former Premier Mike Harris was wise enough to know how, 25 years down the line, his efforts to reduce municipalities in Ontario would be as successful as it seems to be recently.
Outside the pumpkin, In the people's hands, Buck-a-vote
You know in old movies - the ones in which the kids play stickball in the streets between trips to the malt shop - when they would refer to their mothers with a coarse, aggressive, "Mah!"
Jubilations were swiftly cut short last night as The Chaff, stalwart pillar of local discourse, underwent yet another supernatural metamorphosis.
I was saddened, but not surprised, when I read the story in The Citizen a couple of weeks ago that Ken Whitmore was selling Blyth Printing to long-time employee Steve Dawe.
Playing politics, Beyond Thunderdome, More in common
Last week, through my daughter and her burgeoning career as a student at Hullett Central Public School, I was reminded of the magic of the field trip.
Kicking off Chaffsgiving, we welcome you to the most sacred holiday of all! Gather 'round a table of strangers - not friends, not family, but people you barely know, because Chaffsgiving
The other morning I was washing down the sink after breakfast, flushing close to a gallon of water to get rid of a few remnants left from the porridge pan.